She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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