I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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