just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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