He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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