the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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