When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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