FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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