Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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