I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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