Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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