There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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