Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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