I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
