coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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