We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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