So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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