guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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