Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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