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I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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