I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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