Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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