Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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