idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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