I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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