I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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