I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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