I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
...so i touched it.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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