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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  True Life: I hate vaginal excretions

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• (631): View more from New York

  life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...

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• (646): View more from New York

  Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why are you covered in frosting?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order

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• (916): View more from California

  It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA

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