its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)