This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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