Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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