they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
