I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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