There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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