If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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