what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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