how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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