I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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