haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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