My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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