btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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