Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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