i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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