Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
