You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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