Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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