I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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