I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
As shirtless as possible
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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