nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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