Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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