is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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