Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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