is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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