If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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